Welcome, Patriots and Trolls!
Trollnald Pump is the manifestation of sheer, unstoppable will in token form.TROLLNALD PUMP is a movement.It's about WINNING, it's about FREEDOM, and it's about having the last laugh.
The story of our revolution is preserved for all time, a testament to what a united army of patriots and trolls can achieve. The revolution is eternal.
The Meme Coin Revolution is Here.
Uniting the Movement.
One Pump at a Time.
They're boarding up windows.
We're buying more $TROLLNALD.
We are not the same.
Our WEAPONS of mass destruction?
Dank memes and DIAMOND hands.
WE will take back our COUNTRY.
One MEME at a TIME.
The Revolution Begins.
The first spark is lit. We deploy the contract on Pump.fun, a declaration of independence from boring coins.We secure our communications: X, Telegram, a patriotic website. This is the mustering of the First Patriots.The early believers who pledge their fortunes and their memes to the cause.Liquidity is locked in a digital Fort Knox. The foundation of our new republic is laid.
One Patriot, One Bag, One Goal.
Our mission is to unite the fragmented forces of freedom under one banner.We unleash a coordinated campaign of meme warfare across all social fronts: shill raids on X, dank memes deployed on socials, Reddit posts ect.We will recruit 1,000 Minutemen holders and plant our flag on the trending pages of DexScreener. We secure our borders against FUD through Boosts.
We Will Not Be Ignored.
We take the fight to the enemy's gates: the Centralized Exchanges.Our growing, unstoppable army makes our demand undeniable.We secure our first major CEX listing, a beachhead in enemy territory.A monumental billboard is erected as a declaration of our resolve, showing the world the revolution is here.
The Day of the GREAT PUMP.
The order is given. The bell of liberty is rung.A coordinated, full-force offensive creates the most spectacular pump in crypto history, our version of crossing the Delaware.We achieve record volume, record holders, and witness the total surrender of the doubters.This is our victory.This is when we MAKE CRYPTO GREAT AGAIN.